ughhhh i just finished reading jane eyre again and jfc my soullllllll

today i was talking to my roommate about the boy i was creepin on from the window that i thought was a rent boy and then we got to talking about prostitutes and stuff and i was going on about the differences between a prostitute and and escort and a sugar baby and a kept man/woman and my roommate was like “HOW do you know all this stuff about prostitution?”

and i couldn’t tell her the truth. I COULDN’T TELL HER “I READ EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FANFIC WHERE SOMETIMES ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS IS A PROSTITUTE WITH A HEART OF GOLD OR A SUGAR BABY JUST TRYING TO PAY FOR COLLEGE BUT THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY COMPATIBLE AND IN THE END THEY FALL IN LOVE.”

so i said “… i watched Pretty Woman.”